Captain Gaff

"Ahoy! Where be me fair Ezma?"

- Captain Gaff

Captain Gaff is a legendary pirate whose ship is stolen by Generals Sheep and Pig. After being freed from captivity by Kutaro, he joins forces with him in a bid to retake his ship.

Appearance
Gaff has an average man build, with grey long hair and a three spike gray beard. He's dressed in a pirate captain's outfit.

History
Before the events of Puppeteer, Captain Gaff was renowned for romancing women, even married ones, and stealing them away. If he was refused them, he would often kidnap them. Soon, it grew to be all too much, and the Moon Goddess eventually cursed him - more specifically, his eyesight. Immediately, all of the beautiful women which surrounded him turned into ugly monsters.

Captain Gaff is first encountered in Act 3 while he is fighting pirates General Pig and General Sheep from his ship, the Jolly Lambham. When the story actually begins, it's revealed that both Generals eventually overtook Gaff's ship and left him inside a barrel. After being freed by Kutaro - and a romantic moment with Ezma Potts - he goes ahead and fights off both the Generals with Kutaro.

Afterwards, he moved to Castle Wax Wane and helped Kutaro in the final battle against Castle Grizzlestein and the Moon Bear King.

Quote

 * Aye, lass. Me beloved hideaway, and how I've missed her! Feast yer deadlights on those smooth sands...Those smooth sands... Those supple curves, those clammy crevasses! Look smart, me buckos! We're going in! (Act 3, Curtain 3)
 * Fine work, Kutaro! But when it comes to impromptu boarding's, I prefer a buxom wench! (Act 3, Curtain 3)
 * All right, fishy. Let's see ye out-swim the Jolly Lambham. Fire the Long Toms! (Act 3, Curtain 3)
 * Trying to slip away? Load the depth charges! (Act 3, Curtain 3)
 * If ye want to sink that badly, Cap'n Gaff will gladly oblige! Release the charges! (Act 3, Curtain 3)

Trivia

 * Captain Gaff bears more than a passing resemblance to Captain Jack Sparrow.
 * A reason Captain Gaff fell in love with Ezma Potts is likely because of his curse - because all beautiful women he saw were seen as monsters, it's likely that he saw Ezma as a beautiful woman.